Dad approaches Home Depot employee like a well versed pick-up artist

I wrote this piece for the Beaverton online.

 A dad probably showing off by asking a questions whose intricacy reveals he already knows the answer.

A dad probably showing off by asking a questions whose intricacy reveals he already knows the answer.

It's a satirical news article. Here's an excerpt:

He seemed unfazed by my complete disinterest,” Sims told the press, “He showed me a bunch of blueprints for a bannister on his Blackberry and kept repeating that his neighbour who is a contractor said they were ‘pretty good’. There was nothing I could do but smile and nod.

Read the full article here.