Hot Sibling Placed at Front in Christmas Card Photo

I wrote this piece for The Beaverton online.

 Arguably, none of these siblings are hotter than another. I didn't choose the photo.

Arguably, none of these siblings are hotter than another. I didn't choose the photo.

It's a satirical news article. Excerpts include:

Previous Wiley family Christmas cards included Christine dressed as a mischievous elf with Lindsay and Jack in reindeer masks, Christine as a sexy wiseman, and Lindsay and Jack as two, far less sexy wisemen.

Read the full article here.